It's 2006.
Nicky Grahame has just entered the big brother house, Akon is number one, Facebook just launched.
Baggy jeans, buffalo trainers, and badges are over. Ugg boots and miniature bags are in.
Fake IDs are in full swing. Tuesday's Panic, Wednesday's Cheapskates, Mass on Christmas Eve.
You can still smoke inside.
Responsibilities? Zero.